Shakespeare Song Parody: Thought We Were Friends
Oops, I did it again! This is the seventh of a series of pop-music parodies for Shakespeare fans.
Enjoy!
Thought We Were Friends
sung to the tune of “Till the World Ends”(With apologies to Britney Spears and, yeah, Shakespeare…)
Been servant to you for my whole life, you see.
Never seen you behave so abnormally.Although you are my master,
Your words are a disaster.
I tell you of your honey;
You ask me for your money.
I ask you if you’re eating;
You answer with a beating.
Master, say, is everything all right?I can’t take it, take it, take no more.
Never been like, been like this before.
C’mon get me, get me off the floor.
Master, what’d you, what’d you beat me for?* * * Say what else, but I know what I know did pass.
Being kicked, I should kick, if I were an ass.You brought home guests for dinner;
The doors were locked from inner.
You left mad with the goldsmith;
A rope you said come back with.
Then, my task completing,
I earn another beating.
Master, say, is everything all right?I can’t take it, take it, take no more.
Never been like, been like this before.
C’mon get me, get me off the floor.
Master, what’d you, what’d you beat me for?* * * If you beat me, I must take it.
But I really thought we were friends.
I’m the servant; you’re the master.
But I really thought we were friends.But I really thought we were friends.
But I really thought we were friends.