I am soft fluffy feathers, both real and synthetic;
An order for dogs to feel apologetic;
A time frame in football for waxing athletic;
A payment up front; and a syndrome genetic.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Bronx Richie. See comments for answer.

I’m to straighten a picture that’s hung in a frame;
A particular stage of a video game;
I’m a tool to ensure that all heights are the same;
And I’m pointing a weapon to take steady aim.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Asher. See comments for answer.

I’m a toothpaste container with small screw-off cap;
I’m a TV; or video website with app;
The whole Internet, as per that Ted Stevens chap;
And I’m underground London, so please mind the gap!

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Asher. See comments for answer.

I’m the hoped-for result of a medical test;
The south pole of a magnet (that’s moving northwest);
To be counterproductive or likewise distressed;
Or the standard reply to deny a request.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Asher. See comments for answer.

I’m a straight-flying blackbird, like ravens or daws;
What you eat when you’re forced to confess to your flaws;
I’m a thin metal bar good for prying with claws;
I’m to gloat from your throat; and I’m Jim’s racist laws.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Diana Sinche. See comments for answer.

The Shakespeare Teacher is out. It’s your move.

Today’s challenge is the Thursday Morning Riddle. The answer is:

RING is correct. Way to go, Bill!

Now, you write the riddle.

Entries should follow the same format as earlier riddles: four lines of anapestic tetrameter with rhyme scheme AAAA (all four lines rhyme). Riddles are written in the first person (i.e., from the point of view of “Ring”). Semicolons are used to mark a change in word meaning. The word “Ring” should not be in the riddle, in any form.

Entries are due by June 1, and a winner will be chosen after that time.

UPDATE: Contest won by Anonymous. See comments for the riddle.

I’m a Star Wars ground vehicle moving on feet;
A pedestrian strolling or crossing the street;
I’m Chuck Norris on TV, policing a beat;
And I’m George Bush’s name with initial complete.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Bronx Richie. See comments for answer.

I’m to wait on each word; to place laundry to dry;
I’m to put up a picture; to loiter nearby;
How a judge passes sentence for convicts to die;
When a surfer’s on edge; or a skater’s up high.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by DeLisa. See comments for answer.

I’m the place where a trailer connects to your car;
Ask for rides with your thumb if you’re not going far;
I’m to pull up your pants; a great plan, I can mar;
And I’m slang to get married, if that’s where you are.

Who am I?

UPDATE: Riddle solved by Elizabeth. See comments for answer.

…be with you.

Today is Star Wars Day, and Shakespeare Geek and Bardfilm made sure that Shakespeare got in on the action. For my contribution… No, I’m not going to compare Luke Skywalker to Hamlet, at least not today. But I would like to share how the Star Wars franchise has made teaching Shakespeare just a little bit easier.

A series of three related dramatic works is called a trilogy. Four works make a tetralogy. Early in Shakespeare’s career, he wrote a tetralogy of plays about the English kings: Henry VI, Part One; Henry VI, Part Two; Henry VI, Part Three; and Richard III. The plays cover the span of events from 1422 to 1485, and are referred to collectively as the first tetralogy.

A bit later (though still early in his career), Shakespeare wrote another tetralogy of plays about the English kings: Richard II; Henry IV, Part One; Henry IV, Part Two; and Henry V. These plays were set earlier; they depict events that occurred from 1399 to 1415. This was the second tetralogy.

This seems pretty straightforward, but it could often cause confusion, even for graduate students. The second tetralogy takes place before the first tetralogy? How can that be? Why did he do it that way? Wait, which was the first tetralogy?

Everything changed with the release of Episode One: The Phantom Menace. Now, when I explain that Shakespeare wrote the first tetralogy before the second, but the second takes place before the first, I can enjoy their momentarily confused looks. I know I can just add “You know, like Star Wars…” and instantly see the clouds lift and light shine into the room. Since the second Star Wars trilogy, everyone understands the idea of a prequel series.

So thank you to Star Wars for making a hard thing easy. May Henry IV be with you!